(USA TODAY) Everyone stop what you're doing right now, because the first trailer for Magic Mike XXL is here, and it's glorious.
We're still trying to wrap our heads around the wonder that is this trailer. Everything about it is perfect. The spinning Channing Tatum. The grinding Matt Bomer. Joe Manganiello and his water bottle (oh, oh my). The use of Ginuwine's Pony as the soundtrack.
Seriously, we're just going to have to sit here and watch it over and over and over again. There's nothing else we can do.
The movie is "coming" July 1.